A few weeks ago we asked for your insect jokes in our post ‘Why did the insect cross the road?’ and you didn’t disappoint us! Here is our top ten selection of the best of your jokes, including those you sent to us online, or that we heard on our visits to schools.
I have a joke about fireflies that most people say is brilliant! alyiakerenina
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk! Year 3 Great Horwood School
Why are entomologists like spies? They’re always looking for bugs! Anonymous
Why did the boy throw butter into the air? He wanted to see butterfly! Year 4 Bearbrook Primary School
Where do you take a sick hornet? Waspital! anonymous
How do fire flies start a race? Ready, steady, glow! Year 4 Cadmore End Primary School
What is red and black and lives underwater? A ladybird in a submarine! Anonymous
What happened to the Queen bee when she kissed a frog? She broke out in hives! Kerri
Which insect is best with numbers? An account-ant! Anonymous
What do you say to a naughty bumble bee? Bee-hive yourself! Year 5 Thameside Primary School
Think you can do better? We’d love to hear more jokes. Just enter them in the comments below, or send them using the form on the Contact Us page.
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